Me: Hello? I say as I pick up the phone from my deep sleep on the couch from my stressful fireplace adventures this afternoon
Mr: Can you tell me what kind of toilet we have?
Me: Huh???
Mr: Go read the brand on the toilet so I can buy the replacement handle and inner workings from when you flushed it yesterday and broke it
Me: It's Western
Mr: Huh???
Me: The brand of the toilet is Western
Mr: I've never heard of Western, are you sure?
Me: Nose 3" from the stamp on the porcelain, yes, I'm sure, there's a little cowboy hat over the "W"
Mr: Ok, I'll just take a chance and buy a replacement.
Me: Ok, see you soon.
Me: Hello as I run for the phone again
Mr: Is the hole where the handle fits through round, square or a hexagon
Me: It's square, as the handle comes off in my hand
Mr: Ok, see you shortly, I've never heard of Western
LOL, was Mr. calling from Grovers? Thank god I only flubbed up the door! ;)
ReplyDeleteNo, and Grover's is his favorite place for that kind of thing but he forgot until he was driving home so he stopped at Diamond right here in GP, it was more convenient.
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